Emperor
of Hemp (1999)
This is a terrific documentary,
packed with information, so we'll just hit a few high points here.
But first a few words from
the esteemed philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer: "All truth passes
through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently
opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Another
thinker, Louis Agassiz, said a similar thing: "Every scientific
truth goes through three stages. First, people say it conflicts with
the Bible. Next, they say it had been discovered before. Lastly, they
say they always believed it."
I bring this up because I
think the day will come when the world will realize all those things
apply to what Jack Herer says: "Virtually everything now made from
trees or petroleum could instead be made from hemp." Some day,
the enlightened humans of the future will look back and shake their
heads at the incredible stupidity of a world that accepted pollution,
global warning, acid rain, deforestation, and a whole raft of other
evils that could have been cured by the simple growing of hemp.
Jack Herer's book The
Emperor Wears No Clothes was first published in 1985 and it rocked
the foundations of the whole anti-drug establishment. By the time this
movie was made in 1999, it had sold 600,000 copies and influenced many
times that many minds.
I used to think the government
didn't want to legalize hemp because it would lead to the legalization
of recreational, smokeable pot. Herer's great contribution was to point
out the even uglier truth. They don't want to legalize smokeable cannabis
because then American farmers would be able to grow hemp, especially
for fuel. That would be very, very bad, because all the Busheviks and
the oil-rich foreigners who have made American politicians their butt-boys
would lose their income from oil.
Back in '98 there was some
kind of world anti-drug conference where Clinton made a speech - there's
a clip of it in the movie - saying "This is ultimately a struggle
for human freedom." He was talking about how humans need to be
free from drugs. He didn't say a word about how the first frontier of
human freedom is the ownership and control of a person's own body, including
the freedom to ingest the recreational chemicals of a person's own choice.
He didn't even say a word
about how allowing American farmers to grow and sell industrial hemp
could free them from poverty, and free the rest of us from kissing Arab
ass on account of oil. Not to mention free us from dying in some gritty
desert to keep that oil money flowing into the greedy pockets of his
Washington buddies.
There's lots of good stuff
in this movie, like the story of how the book got written. Reagan was
in Los Angeles once and his motorcade went by the federal building.
He saw the cannabis leaves on the flags and banners, and asked his sycophants
what the Canadians were demonstrating about. A bunch of people got arrested
under some obscure law left over from WWII, and everybody got fined
$5. Jack Herer wouldn't pay the fine, and he appealed it, but the Supreme
Court refused to hear the case. So he was locked up in Terminal Island,
where he enjoyed telling his fellow prisoners how he was arrested for
registering voters on federal property. The best part was, the enforced
"vacation" gave him time and opportunity to write The Emperor
Wears No Clothes. A prime example of the cosmic rule, "Resistance
Causes Persistence." A great example of turning lemons into lemonade.
For some stupid reason, NORML
was against Herer for years, but they finally ended up giving him a
Lifetime Achievement Award. I give him one, too.
Here's a statistic I bet
you haven't heard anywhere else. Since the 1930s, here's the amount
of time Americans charged with marijuana "offenses" have spent
in prisons, jails, probation, or under the thumb of the legal system
in one way or another. For using, possessing, or selling the blessed
herb:
14
million person-years.
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